The Daily Knicker

Sunday through Saturday in Silk, Satin and Lace served with liberal lashings of love. An intimate sartorial review by Tiah Eckhardt www.twitter.com/TheTiah www.facebook.com/tiaheckhardtofficial
Love Kylie basque and thong. I hate this, seriously it’s horrible. This is the first time I’ve worn it since I bought it about 9 years ago and now I remember why. To quote Cher in Clueless it’s “…a total Monet- from far away it’s fine, but up close it’s just a big old mess”. Lilac satin and black chantilly lace should’ve been a great combination (and is such a winner when brands like Agent Provocateur do it) but this is just so cheap it’s painful. I feel like I look like I should be in a porno and not like a classy, hot Digital Playground one either, but like a skanky, gonzo Van Nuys backyard one. The garters don’t stay attached, the thong is uncomfortable, the bra-cups don’t fit, the straps scratch, the torso gapes and buckles… Ugh, go to hell Kylie. 1/10

Love Kylie basque and thong. I hate this, seriously it’s horrible. This is the first time I’ve worn it since I bought it about 9 years ago and now I remember why. To quote Cher in Clueless it’s “…a total Monet- from far away it’s fine, but up close it’s just a big old mess”. Lilac satin and black chantilly lace should’ve been a great combination (and is such a winner when brands like Agent Provocateur do it) but this is just so cheap it’s painful. I feel like I look like I should be in a porno and not like a classy, hot Digital Playground one either, but like a skanky, gonzo Van Nuys backyard one. The garters don’t stay attached, the thong is uncomfortable, the bra-cups don’t fit, the straps scratch, the torso gapes and buckles… Ugh, go to hell Kylie. 1/10

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